Has there ever been a MLM scheme more successful then Christianity and Islam?

by admin on May 29, 2010

Christianity is essentially a criminal business enterprise… in fact, it is the world’s longest running and most successful Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) scam. The product they are selling is the illusion of ’salvation’… and the ‘pay plan’ doesn’t kick in until after you’re dead. Meanwhile the victims (having been deceived into believing that it is their God-given duty) are out there busily recruiting MORE victims. What a racket! FORTUNATELY, it only works on those who are gullible enough, and sufficiently lacking in critical thinking skills, to fall for it. UNfortunately, THAT accounts for about 75% of the population of the USA. (There are a lot more people who DON’T know how to think properly than there are people who DO know how to think properly.) That is why there are a lot more religious people in the USA than there are ‘Free-thinkers’… including Atheists. Also, Christians are generally too dense to realize that proselytizing (spreading the ‘good news’) is a key element of the Christian MLM MARKETING PLAN, which was instituted after Christianity lost the political power that had previously allowed them to simply torture and kill anybody who did not comply. Now, they obliviously try to just pester and annoy people to death, through persistent obnoxiousness. If you stop to think about it, you will realize that Christians are very much like the Borg, on Star Trek Next Generation: “You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.” I would not be surprised to learn that thoughts of Christianity provided the ‘creative spark’ for the Borg concept.

Interestingly, statistics on supernatural beliefs count the USA on a par with backward, developing Third World nations, rather than among modern, advanced industrial powers.

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“Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.” ~ Victor J. Stenger

“Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure.” ~ Harvard Lampoon, “Doon” (paraphrase)

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NewCatholic May 30, 2010 at 12:04 am

And people say that only Christians are mean on here!

I WANT A RECOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace!

spongy May 30, 2010 at 12:54 am

i’m sorry you feel that way

Carol R May 30, 2010 at 1:41 am

Rock on Mister!! I don’t know how to say your name, but I like your thinking!!

swarr2001 May 30, 2010 at 2:36 am

Well, at least you have a great cite the Harvard Lampoon. Otherwise I would have taken you seriously and harangued you about your rant! Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life here!

ramall1to May 30, 2010 at 3:34 am

Yeah, evolution!! Biggest scam there ever was.

kristycordeaux May 30, 2010 at 3:37 am

Amway

Marc B May 30, 2010 at 4:25 am

Wonderful!

The quotes at the end are so true.

Mamma mia May 30, 2010 at 5:20 am

I completely disagree with you.

Isis-sama May 30, 2010 at 5:48 am

Well, according to the results Christianity and Muslim shows . . . no. (I agree with you btw!)

tammidee10 May 30, 2010 at 6:46 am

right

cantankerous May 30, 2010 at 7:22 am

This should encompass ALL theistic religions.

Adam T May 30, 2010 at 8:15 am

As I always say, I plan to start a religion, because they are the biggest money schemes going.

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